#merrychristmasshannon

                                                               MERRY 

CHRISTMAS




Yes Shannon, in the spirt of goodwill and all that shit, merry christmas to you. 

But #iamstillnotsorryshannon.........

#itsbeenawhileshannon

Hi Shannon, its been a while. Soooooooooooo whats new??? Ohhhhhh yeah, the golden globe nominations. I see garfi and stone were both nominated. And then celebrated together.

But thats not why I'm here. I wanna talk about girl love.

You and Katy Perry 'eh??? Wow you look thrilled. 

WRONG. 

Nikki and Kristen. 

RIGHT. 

I mean if you're going to kiss and have those rumours start, at least make it count. I mean who can resist the NIkki and Kristen show?? Were they lez lovahs? What's happened to their friendship? And who can forget where Mr Pattinson fits in all this. Its too delicious. 

Shannon and Katy, girl love your doing it wrong. And that is why I am #notsorryshannon.

Shannonsays#THANK YOU

The new background is courtesy of Miss ASS. Thank you bb. This is just for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuY92Jwrppg

And cause I'm obsessed with it and can't stop watching. And Care bear and Garfi are just too damn adorable. 

Dear Shannon, #lessonsinwearingabeanie

So, you like to wear that pink beanie. A lot. Like a lot, a lot.

And yes I know in this photo you have to play find Shannon. Peek a Boo there you are.
I C U Eddie Redmayne, y????

And in this hipster world we live in, beanies are everything, along with our scarves and our rediculous I don't need them but omg they look so cool glasses*
But come on. You look like you have a tea cosy on your head.

(Garfi's allowed to wear one because well have you seen how much hair is on that head? It has its own moon)

 

                                                                               

THIS is how you wear hipster headware and not look like a massive try hard douche. 

TRUE AND FACTS. 

*see Justin Fagerlake for more try hard hipster glasses. And make sure you have a bucket handy. And while we're here, stop trying to make acting happen fagerlake. It ain't gonna happen. At all. 

Dear Shannon, #roblearnthismovesfromyou?





Rob, to properly attention seek leap you must flap your arms around and kick your leg up.  

Like this???? Yes Rob, just like that.





Dear Shannon, #thismightbethefirsttimeiamsorry.........

I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it. 

Yesterday I walked the snail to images like this. Well with more skin showing and some touching. 

What can i say? The thought of garfi and stone together is HOT. 

Yeah, I know garfi, I'm giving myself serious side eye to at posting this. But the thought of you and emma together is so HOT. 

I mean you're all in your Peter Parker nerdiness, she's all done up in boots and a short skirt and that black headband, with those eyes and those lips. And then you swallow with your two adams apples on your somewhat appealing giraffe neck. 

I mean I'm only human. 

#shannonthethoughtofyourmanwithanotherwomanmakesmehot

#shannoni'mnotsorryihadthosethoughtsiamsomewhatsorryiammakingthispost. 

Dear Shannon, #enoughwiththerabbitearsalready

So its somewhat understandable to rabbitears the boyfriend, in a hey look theres paparazzi there, lets be cute and cool and play up for the cameras.

Poor Garfi actually looks like a rabbit stuck in the headlights.

Ohhhh an interview with a co star, hahahahahahah I'll rabbitear him, I'm so smart cute and clever and omg i am so above interviews.

NO. just no. Jackson Rathbone looks like his about to slap that smirk right off your face. 

  

BUT RABBITEAR AN EFFING BABY?!?!?!?!?! 

WHAT ARE YOU, 7? DID THEY RUN OUT OF SHINY THINGS FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH???

And this is why I am #notsorryshannon