Dear Shannon...#chucksarenotforshannon

Wrong

Right

#notsorryshannon

Dear Shannon...#googlehatesyoushannon

When I Google you 

I get this

When I Google Emma

I get this

 #Trufax

Dear Shannon...#nicetrykeeptryingshannon

KStew is a better Chola than you are

#notsorryshannon

Dear Shannon...#respectgarfiwhileyoucan

Emma would drive

 

#notsorryshannon

Dear Shannon, #youletgirlymaneatyourear

            

                                        
    
                                         This is why I am #notsorryshannon.
                                
                                         #youalreadyhaveagirlymanathome.

                                            
                                          #yadaysarenumbered.

Dear Shannon...#eatapotato

I know you put extra calories in my food so you can be ridonk skinnier than me...

And that's why I'm #notsorryshannon

Dear Shannon...#it'sallyourfaluti'mnotsorryshannon

Andrew is gonna hook up with Emma Stone while filming Spiderman.

Team GARSTONE

#notsorryshannon